I listen to audio books while I'm torching.
I'm currently listening to Dragon's Tears, by Dean Koontz.
The main character, a cop, has just found his friend dead in his home, killed by a supernatural entity - that manifested as cupboards full of tarantulas and snakes.
Just as the story is describing arriving at the kitchen, where the tarantulas are still moving around ...
A FREAKING SPIDER CRAWLS UP THE SIDE OF MY ON-TORCH MARVER AND SCUTTLES ACROSS THE TOP AND DOWN THE OTHER SIDE.
pant pant pant wheeze.
I don't need that kind of realism, thank you.
PS I beat the spider with a brass stump shaper. It was quite effective.